Plane jokes
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
When your plane heads for New York...
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.