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What can you say bout planes you that you can say bout stocks They both be flying??

I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane

i don't really understand 911 jokes but they eventually hit me like a plane

I read a quote about the twin towers that hit me like a plane

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses

youve been hit by youve been struck by planes

What did one plane say to the other let’s fly

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow

the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed

What’s the difference between my mom and the twin towers my mom got hit by two cars the twin towers got hit by two planes

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."