Plane

Plane jokes

Shit

  • "Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

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  • Kid

  • I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

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  • Twin Towers

  • The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

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  • Flight

  • Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

    Someone turned off flight mode.

    (Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

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  • Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

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  • Science

  • Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

    A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

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  • Chicken

  • Why did the chicken cross the towers?

    Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

    Humour

  • It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

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  • Friend

  • Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

    Me: My pop was a part of that!

    Best friend: So sorry!

    Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

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