Plane

Plane jokes

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. đź’€

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.