I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Plane Jokes
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
