Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
What is a good night sleep tight I have for
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
I love going to sleep at night
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
Youβre so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress storeππππ€£π€£π€£ππππ€©π€π₯΄
Donβt challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless youβre prepared for the reaper cushions.
Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature
Me: *glares* get out of my castle ....
Mom: it's a pillow fort
Me: why cant i have an imagination!?
Mom: your almost 19 years old
Me: not good enough ... OUT!
What did one pillow say to the other? Nothing meah they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!
Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
I hope both the sides of your pillow are warm tonight
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What kind of pillow make Sounds
