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Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
I hope both the sides of your pillow are warm tonight
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What is a good night sleep tight I have for
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
I love going to sleep at night
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
i couldn't find my cat. and then my pillow started meowing.
a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
