Pillow jokes
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
sorry my name is like this but its true
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
I love going to sleep at night.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.