So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!
yo mama i so dumb she’ll watch edited peppa pig all day long
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
what do you call a pig in the mud?
a ky hot brown
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
what do you call a pig with two legs.....................Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs Predator
a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said "i wasn't talking to you,i was talking to the duck"
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
What do you call a pig in a farm - a pig in a farm
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
