Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
what do you call a pig with two legs.....................Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs Predator
a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said "i wasn't talking to you,i was talking to the duck"
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
What do you call a pig in a farm - a pig in a farm
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
Where do you take your pig to karate? The pork chop class!
When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
what do you call a pig that knows karate...
Pork-chop!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one they are both the same thing.
