What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms??? Your mom!!!!!
If cops are called pigs then security guards are piglets
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him
Son he is dinner
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
What's a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake
what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n'ought a snout!
Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that's not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.
What do you call a fat midget
- A pig
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
