Pig jokes
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.