I told my mom do you want to see a magic trick she said yes. I said you are going to have hot dog and cream pie together. My mom said no I'm not, but I told my mom I'm going to need your assistance. First I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attach to me which she did, the next minute my mom has a cream pie over here face. Then I told my mom you see you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together. Then my mom said when you are you right you are right.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
The pie tasted weird today. Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie WITH human flesh from C town.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
herishy me lava u why did u leave mee wahh wahh baby sharka doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie...
why do people hate math? they always get hungry while learning abot the pie chart
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
What do you call it when red Sox can doesn't pull out?
Boston cream pie
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie? Don't ever ask me no damn question like that I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie you crazy?
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
i like pie
