Physicist

Physicist jokes

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

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  • How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

    How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

    Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

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  • Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

    No, neither has he.

    It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

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