My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!!
A family had a very disobedient dog. it would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?
A: you can ́t find your dog.
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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)
my brother and i were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf, my mom cam in and started asking who knocked it over, to which i replied that i only had my shelf to blame.
heya can i axe you a question?
my brother like to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. i said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with not going to stop who? i told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
what was Steven hawking pet?
a hawk.
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
Yo mama so hairy that when she go the hair solon they say no pets allow
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
One day my pet bark at me and so I got scared anWas my dad actually it was weird you should’ve saw him and so the goes on in the day because he likes to run around The house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it” My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect” I said “literally”
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )
What Is China's favorite restaurant
The Pet Store
