Pest

Pest Jokes

Cockroach

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

Pokemon

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

Internet

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it? Inter-net?

Fly

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

Blonde

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

Blonde

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.