Pest jokes
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Mole
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.