There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
I am a beautiful person.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........