What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Beacause the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
yo mama so fate she dosen't count as 1 person bro she counts as 40 people
I would like to die like my islamic father, in his sleep. But not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
Toes for hoes
Your mamas breath smells so bad. People can't wait for her to fart.
Do you know why people in wheelchair don’t pay for it. Because they have to pay for road tax
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
They say they'll stay but i left firstt
What does people use more than you that is yours?
WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY BASKETBALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SUCK BALLS
when people say they get ho's: you dont get no ho's the only ho's you get is in yo draws
