Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”
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What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
I wish I could tell you about my penis but its to short
Us: haha penis Korea: that sounds like a park name
you're are mum
Gay person to girl:what’s your favourite planet Girl:penus-(penis)(venus),and what is yours? Gay person: what else, its Your Anus(uranus)😅
Penis equals power pussy equals wussy
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis.........also sausage and hotdogs too
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, I gagged
Pope francis "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross ?"
"My penis"
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
yan nan ate my salty penis
How do yo secks
With penis!
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A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says "doctor I have a confession". The doctor asks "what is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis". The doctor looks at her and asks "anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies "no, just a penis".
i needed a test on if i'm pregnat then the doc said take your pants down then he put his penis in my vagina and said now you are pregnat
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit
Knock, knock. Who's there. My penis.
