Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
Yo mama so fat she brung a pencil to early intervention
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
What do you call a blind author? A Braille writer
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
