Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party? “Nice spread!”
When is the peanut butter due to arrive? In a Jif.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.
what does the Peanut butter baby say "Ah"
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They're both easy to spread
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both like oil
what a sharks favorite sandwich peanut butter and jellyfish