Peace jokes

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

The "p" in Africa stands for peace.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.

Not screaming like her passengers.

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."

If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."

The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.