Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-rest
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
Why don’t coffins have wifi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.
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If your reading this then good lets stop this hating on this site! We can just get along or if not then don't say anything at all! "Kiss"
The undertakers famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents but really they don't rest in peace the only peace they get is the from God
What did the toaster say to the peace of bread I want you inside me
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How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back
Who want's to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever" my dick cooed. I looked down at it a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace
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What does it say on Stephen Hawkings headstone ? R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
