Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
You're cheap no one even pays attention.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the teacher told him do you know what happens when you don't pay attention. Little Johnny said no what. She answered, the principals office. Then little Jhonny said hey teach do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin? The teacher answered, no what. You have a D!ck in your mouth.
