"Welcome to mama mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last weeks lost is this weeks sauce."
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta a way. Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was a in-pasta
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti. You should have seen her fave when I drove pasta😂😂
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
Getting a book on pasta? Yes. Just imagine the pastabillites there are!
what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
