Pasta jokes
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.