I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Which train 🚂 is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew chew train
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing because it was not an airplane strip but a tower.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother. Not screaming like her passengers.
So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head
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What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
