Part Jokes

Q. What do rape victims miss?

A. Part of their brain

what part of a computer system does an orphan not have? A motherboard.

I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it

(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.

looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.

ssundee: If this video gets to 100k likes ill post part 2 SSUNDEE WIFE: SHUT THE #### UP

I'M GONNA FINALLY PUT A STOP TO THE FUCKING DRAMA. I saw people bullying other people for years, Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake JUST DO JOKES! PLEASE! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it’s called “Worst JOKES ever” not “Bully people FOREVER” SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET TO JOKING! JESUS! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread HATE AND FOOLISHNESS FROM PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW BETTER THINGS TO DO BUT TO HATE ON STUPID STRANGERS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!! “Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please. Stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

What's the best part of a terrorist on fourth of July The finale

What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.

Your forehead is so big it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

what makes squidward and a quandale dingle the same? they both got them big parts.

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared. I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her p-ssy - and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "f-ck her doggy" part either

to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.

What’s the best part about fucking a emo chick... she limited edition

What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.

Best friend makes joke about 911 Me my pop was a part of that Best friend so sorry Me my pop was the pilot of he flew through 89 floors

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl? Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her