Part jokes

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?

The wheelchair.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?

His ears.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black.