Part jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.