Part jokes
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.