Part jokes
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
My life, part 2.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
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What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."