Parent jokes

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Why does the orphan not buy milk?

That's what their parents are doing.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

What do you call a fish with no parents?

An orfin.

Your mom's my dad. Think about that!

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

What do you call an orphan?

A bootysnagger45.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home! 😂🤣

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.