Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"