Parent Jokes

ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-

knock knock whose there clearly not their parents

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up

what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan

if your adopted your actually wanted

Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

ur mother

Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?

Dad:

What do you call a fish with no parents?

An orfin.

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?