People tell me to be nice to orphans so I say what are they gonna do tell their parents
If your mad hire a orphan what they gonna do there parents🤣🤣
hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore
if your pan all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry and you burst out and then say your pansexuial
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to "single". i have fights with my parents but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan".
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Kidnapper: hey kid your parents told me to pick you up Kid: Sir this is an orphanage Kidnapper: ...
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Oh brother.
Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment
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What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
me,'' i came home laughing'' parents,'' what's wrong'' me,''the teacher asked everyone a question luckily i was the only one who had known'' parents,'' good for you johnny what was the fantastic question your teacher had gave everyone and only knew'' me,'' well its kinda complicated but here it goes'' parents,''what is it'' me,''WHO FARTED.''
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