cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents
Your so fat that your gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next in in out just like you parents
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under a crying sad voice "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister." The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said “Guess this isn’t your day is it”
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
Whats the best thing about a orphan GF
You don't have to meet her parents
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: *Sobs "No."
God I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
man:Stop with these orphan jokes me: why are they going to tell their parents on me
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphans parents?
One of the two actually came back😂
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
some kid with parents "knock knock" "orphan'' whose there? some kid with parents "not your parents"
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why don’t orphans have parents. Cause they were abandoned.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
