What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Parent Jokes
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
