Parent jokes
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣