An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
What do u call a orphan a bootysnagger45
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
what do you call asian kid that is bad at math. an orphan
