how do you name a chinese kid?
throw a frying pan on their head, ching chong!
orphan or like or-pan
how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
