Pan jokes
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
I dare you not to laugh
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Orphan or like or-pan?
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Community talk
I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.
hi Im also pansexual and need more pan freinds
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