Palestine jokes
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*