Magnesium jokes

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

Person 2: OMg!

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .