Magnesium jokes

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

Person 2: OMg!

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

Blue Takis?