Magnesium jokes
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
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Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
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Blue Takis?
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.