Magnesium jokes

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

Person 2: OMg!

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?

Blue Takis?

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.