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Oxygen

6 years ago

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

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    7 years ago

    Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

    Person 2: OMg!

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    • Oxygen

    3 years ago

    Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

    OMg!

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