Magnesium jokes

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

Person 2: OMg!

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?

Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!