Oven

Oven Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Jew

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

Maid

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

Bacon

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Baby

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.

Gordon Ramsay

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Baby

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

Mum

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Boy

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

Like

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

Calorie

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.