What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
