Kitchenware jokes
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 馃ぃ
What is an oven that you don鈥檛 own? Nacho oven.
What do you call a can opener that doesn鈥檛 work?
A can鈥檛 opener!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
so true
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
Community talk
Purple plate
I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout. When I get all steamed up then I shout! Tip me over, pour me out.