Kitchenware jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣

Women need to be in the kitchen.

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.

What did the plate say to the other plate?

What do you eat out of?

- A bowl.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the spoon."