What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
