Kitchenware jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣

What did the plate say to the other plate?

What do you eat out of?

- A bowl.

Women need to be in the kitchen.

The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"

Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the spoon."