Kitchenware jokes
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
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I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout. When I get all steamed up then I shout! Tip me over, pour me out.