Kitchenware jokes

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

What did the plate say to the other plate?

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the spoon."

What do you eat out of?

- A bowl.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"