Kitchenware jokes

Alligator

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣

Memes

Wrist

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

Can

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Pot

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Memes

Community

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout. When I get all steamed up then I shout! Tip me over, pour me out.