doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out
how do you get a depressed kid out of a trre? you cut the rope
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of you hair Cancer
What's a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker
cause he was a cheetah
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I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
An orphin usees a family bathroom and when he comes out he gets told this is a family bathroom
Q: why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: because they were a racquet!
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
Bro I love hanging out with bullys, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree
They thought their parents would catch them
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
