Outing jokes

How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

Joke: Why did the gym close down?

– It just didn’t work out.

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

I got kicked out of the hospital.

Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?

WATCH OUT!!!

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.