Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
