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Osama jokes

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

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    • During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

    Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

    What happened when Obama ran for president?

    The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

    What is a terrorist's DJ name?

    Osama Spin Laden.

    Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

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    • What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

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