Osama

Osama jokes

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ‡

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Ladenโ€™s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*