Osama jokes
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Obama got Osama.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Get pranked, bozo!
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇