Osama

Osama Jokes

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Ladenโ€™s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*