Orphanage jokes
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Orphanage protest jokes here!
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”