I asked an orphan where his mom was he started crying so I said it again And well that was my last day at the orphanage
What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............
why cant orphans play base ball cuz the cant find home
a kid went to visit his bully and he says "hows your face" and the kid says "hows your parents" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
why cant orphans open a family business. because there is no family
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank;)
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented
Why do orphans go to church?
Cause its the only place were they get to call him father
Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What happens at the orphanage be like: The orphans:”HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
I’m bout a go to the orphanage to say yomama jokes
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
