Orphanage jokes

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call “daddy.”

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

I like orphan boys, no homo.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."

Student: "But!"

Teacher: "Is something missing?"

Student: "Your parents!"

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?

Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

Why can't orphans open a family business?

Because there is no family.