Orphanage jokes
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)