Orphanage jokes
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."