Orphanage jokes
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."