Orphanage jokes
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.