Orphanage jokes
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.