What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
