Orphanage jokes
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.