Orphanage jokes
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Ur mum is big."
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.