Orphanage jokes
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW