What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
what's an orphans least favorite meme "family"
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back
Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you
Sonic says if your ever born punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there parents
Why do orphans have criminal records? So they can be wanted.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
