Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

Apple

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

Orphan

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Boy

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

Man

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

Kid

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

Girlfriend

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

People

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Cannibal

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Kid

Are you an orphanage?

Why?

Because I wanna put my kids in you.

Orphan

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

Orphan

An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Orphan

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?