Orphanage jokes
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Dad?
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"