There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Orphanage Jokes
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Dad?
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
