Guess what. What? Your mum saw your 1inch
Knock knock who’s there yo mum yo mum who yo mum is watching you wank right now
Yo momma so stupid she wrote this joke
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?
why do orphans hate Fridays? family movie night
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
Orphanage kid: you’re ugly Kid w/ mother: your mom
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
why does a orphan like church so much, so he ca call someone father
What do you call a orphan village?
An orphanage
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any! Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage?, They got sued for littering
Bully: How’s ur gf? Kid: I don’t have one how’s your parents? Bully: *crys* Kid: *Walks out orphanage
