Orphanage jokes
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Dad?
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."