Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

Peter: Curses Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Peter: *Crying* Jacob: Why are you crying Jacob: Whatever * Leaves orphanage*

How do you break an orphans wall in their room in the orphanage? Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them,

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom,

well.. um.. i got away

a man sees a girl crying and asks her whats wrong the girl replied everyone keeps making fun of me. you should tell your parents i replied back the girl started crying even more thats when i got confused and left the orphanage

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

-Dark_Humor