Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why cant orphans eat chips. cause there family sized
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
I made a website on orphans saddle it didn't have a home page
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I tried to make a website for orphans
Sadly I couldn't make a home page
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
