Orphanage jokes
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.