I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
You can get into to a fight with a orphan what they are going to there parents
Why can’t orphans have sex, They have no one to call daddy
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
If Jeffy goes to a orphanage he will die how is he supposed to move
Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son, and a daughter. Twins. When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They we're happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they notice the womans kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids we're Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them. When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swinged their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, Yo Momma Lost Ya.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
Why did the orphan get an iphonX cause theirs no home button
I’m boutta go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
