Orphanage

Orphanage jokes

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

SON: Why?

DAD: You're going to need them.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

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  • We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.