Orphanage jokes
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.