Orphanage jokes
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?