Orphan jokes
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.