Orphan jokes
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*