Orphan jokes
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.