What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
Orphan Jokes
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
I don't know, I don't have one.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
