Orphan jokes
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
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Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Can someone be my daddy?
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
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What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.