Orphan jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
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I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What can orphans not do in school?
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.