Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Suck my pp!
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Orphans are monkeys.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.