why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What is an orphans favorite part of school homework
Who needs parents to be great?
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
If I slap an orphan what will it do tell its parents?🤣😂🤣😂
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama
Because the don’t have a sister
What does the f in orphan stand for- FAMILY😭😭 *ITS DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
