Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Orphan Jokes
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Suck my pp!
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Orphans are monkeys.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
