What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-Rasing.
When a boy points at his parents there disappear
what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
Why cant orphans play on a computer?
Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home", they only had one option
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t find home
Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
Why was the orphan stupid
:because his parents couldn't guide him
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
It’s parents never came back from getting milk.
why do orphins always come back becauces i love cock
what do you call an orphan with no relatives?
an orphan with no relatives
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
