What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-Rasing.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why cant orphans play on a computer?
Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home", they only had one option
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
It’s parents never came back from getting milk.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
