Orange

Orange Jokes

Day

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

Baby

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Carrot

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

Donald Trump

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

Bark

Riddles not jokes.

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

And last one:

What can rule, but not command?

Tell me the answers in the comments.

Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.

Work

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!

Onion

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

Salad

Why did the orange start blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Knock

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

World

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

Knock

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"

Fruit

Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Door

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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  • Skin

    I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?