Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Orange Jokes
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Orange you glad to see me?
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
