Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Racism.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Ask a darkie for a light.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
