Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans donât know the word âplease.â
Eastern Europeans donât know the word âhonest.â
Middle Easterns donât know the word âopinion.â
Balkans donât know the word âgive.â
Chinese donât know the word âthoughts.â
Africans donât know the word âfood.â
Western Europeans donât know the word âshortage.â
Americans donât know the words âthe rest of the world.â
Then they simply explained âjust donate healthy food to the global south to help.â But that still didnât sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word âdonate,â and Pacific Islanders do not know the words âhealthy food.â
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldnât solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
If Slade were a vegetable, heâd be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Iâm trying to see things from LEOâS perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIANâs jokes.