Online jokes
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Talk to me if you are online.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
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Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
My name says it all.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.